Does Dobby’s servility grate on you? If it does, try replacing the word “sir,” every time he says it, with “motherf***er.” Instant empowerment! (A few exclamation points replacing the Rowlingian ellipses help, too.)
"Th-thank you," said Harry, edging along the wall and sinking into his desk chair, next to Hedwig, who was asleep in her large cage.
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